same pump.fun.
better pill.
Pump launches coins on pump.fun. Trading is pump.fun's, curve, graduation and creator fee included. What changes is who launches, what is allowed, and where the fees go: straight back into the coin, and into the fire.
one master wallet.
Every coin is created by the same wallet, which pays the rent. No dev wallet per coin and no dev buy, so there is no bag to dump and no “dev in block 0” for a scanner to flag. Launching is free.
every coin is paired to $PUMP.
Each coin's bonding curve is quoted in $PUMP, not SOL: you buy it with $PUMP and its trading fees are paid in $PUMP. That is a real pump.fun custom pair, set when the master wallet creates the coin. Every coin is a bet on $PUMP too.
$PUMP$COINno vamps.
Before the master wallet signs anything: the ticker must be new (case, spaces, lookalike letters and leetspeak fold into one), the name can't be a copy with “official” or a “2” tacked on, the picture can't be a resized or recoloured copy, and an X account owns one coin. A ticker already trading elsewhere with real money is refused too. The database enforces it, so two launches racing for one ticker can't both win.
no block 0.
Snipers win the first block by riding in the creator's bundle or by seeing the create before it lands. Here the create goes out as a private bundle with a tip, never through the public pool, and the mint address is never published early. Nobody can be in the block it is created in. After that it trades like any pump.fun coin: no same-block edge, no promise of sniper-proof.
createfees buy it back. then burn it.
pump.fun lets a coin's creator fees be locked once, at birth, and nobody can change it after. Here every lamport of them goes to the master wallet, and the master wallet has one job: spend exactly what that coin earned buying it back on the open market, then burn every token it bought. The more a coin trades, the more of it disappears. No cut for a dev, no cut for a vault. Launches never spend buyback money.
masterbuys $COIN burned